怎么學(xué)好英語(yǔ) 暑期英語(yǔ)每日一篇之口誤

　　怎么學(xué)好英語(yǔ)？英語(yǔ)學(xué)習(xí)需要日積月累，想要學(xué)好英語(yǔ)，單詞和文章的積累很重要。小編特意為大家準(zhǔn)備了幾篇經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)美文。暑假期間，一定要每天讀一篇，長(zhǎng)期積累下來(lái)，英語(yǔ)成績(jī)提高20分，不在話下。

　　People will do anything to see a free show -- even if it is a bad one. When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local cinema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company, we all rushed to see it. We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began. Unfortunately, the show was one of the dullest we have ever seen. Those who failed to get in need not have felt disappointed, as many of the artistes who should have appeared did not come. The only funny things we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the programme. He was obviously very nervous and for some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone. As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing. We all know what the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was: 'This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!"

　　人們會(huì)做任何事去看一場(chǎng)免費(fèi)的演出--即使是壞的。當(dāng)喜劇節(jié)目的消息傳開(kāi)后會(huì)在我們當(dāng)?shù)赜霸貉莩龅南�息傳開(kāi)后，我們都趕緊跑去觀看。我們必須排幾個(gè)小時(shí)的長(zhǎng)隊(duì)去肯定已有好幾百人演出開(kāi)始前。不幸的是，這次演出是我們所看過(guò)的較乏味的。那些沒(méi)能進(jìn)來(lái)的人不需要感到失望，因?yàn)楹芏鄳?yīng)該出場(chǎng)的專(zhuān)業(yè)演員都沒(méi)有來(lái)。我們聽(tīng)到的有趣的事情，晚上從廣告商開(kāi)始時(shí)的方案。顯然他神經(jīng)十分緊張，他在麥克風(fēng)前局促不安地站了好幾分鐘.當(dāng)他打開(kāi)他的嘴，每個(gè)人都大笑起來(lái)。我們都知道那位可憐的人應(yīng)該說(shuō)什么，但他實(shí)際上說(shuō)的是："這是poo和Ee食鳥(niǎo)公司。好女士們，晚上好！"