怎么學(xué)好英語 2016暑期英語每日一篇之純屬虛構(gòu)

　　怎么學(xué)好英語？想要學(xué)好英語，單詞和文章的積累很重要。小編特意為大家準(zhǔn)備了幾篇經(jīng)典的英語美文。暑假期間，一定要每天讀一篇，長期積累下來，英語成績提高20分，不在話下。

       When the Ambassador or Escalopia returned home for lunch, his wife got a shock. He looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state.

　　'What has happened?' she asked. 'How did your clothes get into such a mess?'

　　'A fire extinguisher, my dear,' answered the Ambassador drily. 'University students set the Embassy on fire this morning.'

　　'Good heavens!' exclaimed his wife. 'And where were you at the time?'

　　'I was in my office as usual,' answered the Ambassador. 'The fire broke out in the basement. I went down immediately, of course, and that fool, Horst, aimed a fire extinguisher at me. He thought I was on fire. I must definitely get that fellow posted.'

　　The Ambassador's wife went on asking questions, when she suddenly noticed a big hole in her husband's hat.

　　'And how can you explain that?' she asked.

　　'Oh, that,' said the Ambassador. 'Someone fired a shot through my office window. Accurate, don't you think? Fortunately, I wasn't wearing it at the time. If I had been, I would not have been able to get home for lunch.'

　　當(dāng)艾斯卡羅比亞國的大使回到家吃午飯時，他的妻子大吃一驚。他面色蒼白，衣服弄得一團(tuán)糟。"發(fā)生了什么事？"她問。"你的衣服怎么弄得一團(tuán)糟？"滅火器弄的，我親愛的，"大使冷冷地回答。"今天上午大孩子們放火點(diǎn)著了大使館。""天啊！"他的夫人驚叫。"那你當(dāng)時在什么地方？"我在我的辦公室，像往常一樣，"大使回答說。"地下室著了火。我馬上下去了，當(dāng)然，和那個傻瓜，霍斯特把滅火器對準(zhǔn)了我。他以為我身上著火了。我一定要把那個家伙貼。"大使夫人繼續(xù)提出問題，她突然發(fā)現(xiàn)她丈夫的帽子上有個洞。"你如何解釋呢？"她問。"哦，那個，"大使說。"某人我辦公室窗戶開了一槍。準(zhǔn)確的，你不覺得嗎？幸運(yùn)的是，當(dāng)時我沒戴著它。如果我有，我不能回家吃午飯。"